"One has only to read what these fools have written, for it is obvious that these self-proclaimed activists, scarcely more than adolescents, lacking all experience of real life, their minds confused by ill-digested philosophical, social, political and economic theories, and perplexed by the drab monotony of their everyday life, make the empty, arrogant, and pathetic claim to pass definitive judgments, to outright abuse, on their fellow-activists, their teachers, God, religion, the clergy, the governments and political systems of the whole world. Rejecting all morality and restraint, these cynics do not hesitate to comment theft, the destruction of scholarship, the abolition of work, total subversion, and world-wide proletarian revolution with "unlicensed pleasure" as its only goal."

-- Michael Moore,Fart Catcher for the WTO

"Everyone who knows groups like DIST, will also be aware, that there arguments are almost laughable, and their goals, both shameful and disgusting."

-- Mark Lortie, FTAA Bag Carrierfor the Big Cheese

"A remarkable piece of work. Remarkable that is, if you think yesterday's warmed-over pap is worth remarking on.....woops, I guess I just remarked on it. Does anyone have a Kleenex(TM)?"

-- Conrad Black, Gas-bag inchief, and wanna-be lord and media mogul

Published on the occasion of the 2001 Summit of the Americas, Quebec City.

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